Day 40 | Landed in Baltimore

LANDED! Barely made my 2nd flight, me and about 5 other people had to ruuuuuuuuun! That was a serious run, when we made to the gate, the door was already closed, she had to scan our tickets illegally, but we made it. I had to release the fart that I was holding for a loooooooooooooooooong […]

Day 30 | Gindungo: 4 days to go

Good day, Mi Gente. This morning started with a boomđź’Ą . Yesterday, accidentally I left my Beats headset, my 200 dollars wireless headset, in my Uber. I was rushing out of my house to go to practice to finish the Kizomba Canada choreographies for Gindungo because this year Imma perform at Gindungo with my dream […]

Day 27 | NYC Subway Saga, part3

After leaving my taco spot, the city was a little windy, windy, windy. Not really cold, but windy. I was walking around looking for something to buy and I saw Aldo and then I saw H&M. And I was like “fuck H&M”, remember when they put the picture of the coolest monkey in the jungle […]

Day 18 | Gindungo: 17 to go

Good day Mi Gente. It’s your boy Dr Kizomba waking up a little confused but happy. It’s day 18 for soberness, smoking-free and I just added one more subject: exposing the fakes. The topic of today is “inside jokes” aka friend of a friend trying to throw shade on another friend because they’re jealous of […]

Day 14 | Gindungo: 21 to go

Good day, Mi Gente. It’s 5 o clock, it’s Saturday, and it’s roasting time. Yesterday was gooood! I don’t really remember what I did, I just know that I woke up feeling good. Ohhhhh shit, now I remember. I was roasting a live video yesterday. I was talking about my buddy Carlos. If you guys […]

Day 13 | Gindungo: 22 to go

Good day Mi Gente. I’m really thinking seriously of career change. I need to sign up for some comedy. Cuz not being able to drink and smoke has made me realize that I can take more stupidity than ever and talking about it is funny as fuck! I’m gonna start by my 2 or 3 […]

Day 11 | Kitaba aka Wakanda

Good day, Mi Gente! Your boy Dr. Kizomba woke up on Sober Day 11 with not even a DRIP of Coca Cola in my system– nothing but water, fruit shakes, and Indian food. I know, that’s random (Indian food). Well, I guess people really like my challenge from yesterday. I have to give it up […]

Day 9 | Movie Critic

I would like to tell you good morning Mi Gente but, actually I am not getting out of bed right now. I am in the bus heading to Ottawa, going to get my documents! Yesterday I saw the Black Panther movie. 3 letters. O M G. I dunno how I am feeling right now, but […]

Your Doctor Needed A Doctor

Greetings to my online savages. From the night of Wednesday to Thursday, your doctor needed a doctor. Yes. A combination of bad nutrition and alcohol led me into a situation that even water could not penetrate my system. Vomit was my comfort zone. No more details, I don’t want to disgust your ears. I had […]

Wakanda – See It Through My Lens

I’m very happy today, this morning, from now and onwards. Why? Black Panther. No! I did not yet see the movie, and y’all niggas please do me a favor. Don’t spoil my ears and try tell me how the story ends. I will take my date, I will sit on them Scotiabank red shock chairs, […]